Welcome to BonerFruit. Also, Please Fuck Off.

This playland exists for my amusement. The subversive thoughts you entertain after perusing these pages are solely your responsibility. I am not a doctor, psychiatrist, metaphysician, spiritual master, nor enlightened being, though sometimes I play one on TV. If you seek to nurture your insecurities during “difficult, troubling, or uncertain times,” you’ve come to the wrong place. And if you seek a “new normal,” I kindly suggest you go fuck yourself.