Okay, so I never did end up buying crack, and I don’t really know any drug-dealers. Whatever. Ya gotta fancy up the writin’ every once in a while with some tall tales, just for the fun of it.
I did end up doing the rest of the pointless things I said I was gonna do.
Let’s consider them for a moment — from the perspective of people in this world that always need to accomplish something, achieve a goal, or reach whatever plateau they’ve become fixated upon.
Just so you’re fairly warned, there’s the possibility of hypocritical ramble ahead, too. Deal with it…