Alright, here’s the deal…
I’m not making any apologies.
If you’re a subscriber wondering why the fuck you haven’t seen a Daily Bread in months, or wondering if Mikey finally swallowed a bullet to end his time here on Planet Stupid, or if Mikey finally fell off his idiotic yellow boat trying to cross an ocean without the requisite skills to accomplish the task, well… thanks for your concern! But your ruminations were incorrect…
Ain’t no drama, bitches! I just had to get some other shit done.
Perhaps that’s an excuse to say I’ve lost my passion for writing weekly essays and stupid daily puns, but perhaps that’s also a way to say you can go fuck yourself for judging the motivations in my life.
Fuck you Subscribers! Fuck you all to hell!!!
Whoops, sorry, I shouldn’t have said that.
Oh shit! Umm, that wasn’t an apology,
I just write from the heart sometimes.
Oh wait! I got one…
Whattaya call a tranny with a love symbol on his/her/they/them’s summer shorts?
Heart on.
Haha, you’re welcome.
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