Although I realize I’m much happier being sober and never touching a cigarette again, the restaurant industry is far more tolerable when you have a beer for breakfast and chain-smoke whenever possible.
Yeah, not the words of an enlightened being, but that’s not my point here. Sometimes a 5 AM beer motivates a bit of gratitude blogging…
Much thanks to my bro for a surprise early Xmas gift. Fucking love it!
Although I’d much prefer to have a physical book in my hand at any given point, an E-reader is practical as fuck to ingest information, and a great motivation to never waste time on idiotic Tubi movies or other gay shit again.
I didn’t realize how much I missed reading, so thanks!
The same day I got this gift, I purchased a protective cover from the unholy conglomerate called Amazon. Got it today. All I wanted was just a basic, black, “this cover doesn’t define my personality” kinda thing, but I found a bullshit 40 percent off deal on a “galaxy” looking design, so I clicked a button to own it.
No regrets here, but my Kindle kinda looks like I spilled milk on it, which I would never cry about, but it also looks like spooges of dried jizz splattered and not cleaned in an efficient manner before staining into the polyethelyne lining, or formaldehyde, or whatever China uses to mass produce unlicensed Kindle products.
Whatever.
Thanks bro, Love you! Totally Awesome!
Who own da Chiefs?
Owns, Owns…
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