I’ve Seen Better Branding on a Steer’s Ass…

You know what the sad part is?

I have a degree in Graphic Design and Advertising, yet somehow I’ve chosen to brand myself with the most unmarketable, ludicrous name and logo that even an ignorant 5-year-old would consider highly inappropriate and juvenile.

It started as a running joke way back in the day, and I guess I never thought it would get this far when I decided to start the BonerFruit blog, mostly cuz I never thought anyone would read it. And I sure as hell never considered writing a book, let alone 5. Meh, go figure.

I’m reminded of an old expression that perfectly fits the situation…

“In for a penny, in for a pound.”

Yup, too late to turn back, I’m all in now. And that includes starting up the ol’ art business again. MC Designs was a fun and profitable venture, but its day has come and gone. So what would be the most logical and asinine successor to a business that was the epitome of ultra-professionalism and hard work?

Yup, you got it…

Haha, I fucking love it.

We’ll test the waters for a bit with the played down “BF Designs” as a portfolio showcase on faggoty-ass facebook, and see where it goes from there.

But I guess that opens the door to a lot of fun answers to the soon-to-be-invariably-asked client question:

“Hey Mike, what does the BF stand for?”

I dunno, Bottom Feeder? Bung Face? Bitch Fairy? Bastard Fag? Take your pick.

“Mike, I’m shocked!”

Haha, Just kidding. It means you are my new Bestest Friend! So happy to be working with you! Butt Fucker.

Official launch date of BonerFruit Designs coming soon. Spread the word.

For now, I’m still on vacation.

Daily Bread comin’ up shortly, and maybe an excerpt from the new book. We’ll see…

Later freaks! Go shovel some snow!!